Newlydead: Private to Fiona

[partcompany]

[there will probably be various stuff here]

Comments

[2fast2fiona]

I mean, he's half right. Seventy-five percent right.

[partcompany]

What? Seventy-five, why seventy-five?

[2fast2fiona]

I'm definitely hot and you're at least half-gay, so, 75%.

[partcompany]

You know, I literally just told this guy that we were not the sort of friends who had frank discussions about our sexuality. Guess I was wrong there. He asked if you were a lesbian by the way.

I am not "at least half-gay." ...Maybe five percent. Ten percent? Not more than ten percent.

[2fast2fiona]

Really didn't want to know anything about your sexuality when you were trying to date my sister.

Uh-huh.

[partcompany]

Given that I was into Sasha, I don't know where you're getting your percentages.

[2fast2fiona]

Are we just pretending your crush on Handsome Jack wasn't a thing?

[partcompany]

Yes we are. I mean, that is. Not pretending, just. Definitely not addressing that in any capacity, especially considering his recently untimely death. Or timely death. Whatever.

How about you, what would you say for yourself? Sixty-five? Seventy-five?

[2fast2fiona]

Moving right along then. I dunno, 80% on an average day?

[partcompany]

Oh, huh. I was closer than I expected.

[2fast2fiona]

What exactly did you expect?

[partcompany]

I don't know, actually. I wouldn't say I have a really solid idea of what you're into. I was just going by your crush on Athena.

[2fast2fiona]

[Fiona makes a face, then shrugs.]

Well, there's nothing wrong with my taste. Just remember all the dirt I have on you of you ever feel like you want to share that with her.

[partcompany]

While I am definitely not going to mention that to Athena and am insulted you think I'd try, I would like to point out that she did violently murder every single Atlas employee, so your taste there isn't exactly completely unimpeachable.

[2fast2fiona]

She had a good enough reason.

[partcompany]

I could argue that Jack's reasons for murdering bandits were good. I mean, I am not going to, but I could. Most of those people had nothing to do with her sister.